Astronomers in Awe of Terrifying “Eye of Sauron” That’s Pointed Straight at Earth
A bright galactic nucleus with a supermassive black hole that spews out cosmic radiation is pointing straight at us. Thankfully,…
Nuclear Power Plant Shut Down by Furious Jellyfish
Since its inception, nuclear energy has faced a host of opposition, from oil conglomerates to well-intentioned anti-nuclear-weapons activists to environmental…
Sam Altman Calls His Own AI Model “Annoying” After Being Forced to Raise It From the Dead
As OpenAI continues to try to tamp down on the chaos of GPT-5’s disastrous release, CEO Sam Altman is throwing…
Rabbits With Horrifying Tentacles Growing Out of Their Faces Spotted in Colorado
No, this is not AI. Hell Bunnies Rise Is it real, or is it the nightmare-inducing hallucination of a demented…
Scientists Are Getting Seriously Worried That We’ve Already Hit Peak AI
The long-awaited release of OpenAI’s GPT-5 has gone over with a wet thud. Though the private sector continues to dump…
Elon Musk’s DOGE Was Far More of a Dismal Failure Than We Thought
Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency originally promised to save the government $2 trillion in waste. That target quickly dropped…
OpenAI and Sam Altman Are Reportedly Working on a Neuralink Competitor
The escalating feud between OpenAI CEO Sam Altman and his arch nemesis, Elon Musk, may soon escalate with news that…
Doctors Using AI Quickly Lose Ability to Spot Cancer, Study Finds
Image by Getty / Futurism For years now, AI cancer detection has been touted as being as good as or…
OpenAI Has a Major Problem on Its Hands With GPT-5
This is getting kind of embarrassing. GPT-Whiff It has only been five days since OpenAI’s long-awaited GPT-5 model was released…
Beneath the AI Bubble, the Economy Looks Bleak
The US economy seems to be doing gangbusters lately, largely thanks to incredible booms in the tech sector. The stock…