In New Dating App, You Talk to an AI Matchmaker Who Sets You Up on Dates With Strangers
There’s no denying that modern, app-filtered dating can be a nightmare. Apps like Tinder and Hinge are cynically monetized, poorly…
Dark Rumors Swirl as Boar’s Head Plans to Reopen Notoriously Disgusting Meat Processing Plant
Over a year after a deadly bacterial outbreak forced a Boar’s Head deli meat factory in Virginia to shutter indefinitely,…
Google Puzzled as Its AI Keeps Melting Down in Despondent Self-Loathing
Users are finding that Google’s Gemini AI keeps having disturbing psychological episodes, melting down in despondent self-loathing reminiscent of Marvin…
Scientists Just Figured Out Exactly How People Judge Your Body Count
Image by Getty / Futurism It’s no surprise that prospective partners judge us for how many people we’ve had sex…
Gooners Say Their Brains Are Becoming Hopelessly Hijacked by AI Smut
Though it’s still pretty niche, AI-generated adult content is already becoming a huge problem for some men — and they’re…
Man Follows ChatGPT’s Advice and Poisons Himself
A man trying to cut out salt from his diet learned the hard way that ChatGPT isn’t to be trusted…
Detailed Logs Show ChatGPT Leading a Vulnerable Man Directly Into Severe Delusions
As the AI spending bubble swells, so too are the numbers of people being drawn into delusional spirals by overly-confident…
Robot Crab Meets Terrible Fate When Its True Nature Is Discovered by Real Crabs
Scientists apparently underestimated the aggression of itty-bitty male fiddler crabs when they deployed a friendly robot version during mating season….
Forbes Girlboss Accused of Massive Fraud
Business owners are by no means strangers to inflating figures — but according to a pair of new exposés, one…
What Actually Happens If You Sign Up for One of Those Scammy “Online Jobs” Is Pretty Fascinating
Have you been getting unprompted text messages promising “high-paying jobs” or “easy money” for what sounds like suspiciously little work?…