Short Sellers Are Making a Fortune as Tesla’s Stock Collapses
They’re making billions — and Musk can’t stop dragging the brand through the mud. Short Cake Tesla short sellers are…
People Are Rizzing on Tinder Using ChatGPT, Then Showing Up to Dates Completely Tongue-Tied Without Their AI Crutch
Online dating apps have become a leading way to meet romantic partners, turning dating from an in-person experience into an…
After 9,000 Layoffs, Microsoft Boss Has Brutal Advice for Sacked Workers
Microsoft has laid off about 9,000 workers in the midst of a newly-announced $80 billion AI investment — and apparently,…
Bitcoin Bought in 2011 Suddenly Springs to Life After 13 Million Percent Increase In Value
Two Bitcoin wallets that remained untouched for more than a decade just sprang back to life — and whoever owns…
An Unknown Entity Has Voice Cloned the Secretary of State and Is Calling High Level Officials
In a perfect example of why it’s an absolutely terrible idea for high-level government officials to use personal cell phones,…
Tesla Fans Rage Against Elon Musk as They Lose Money on Polymarket After Doing Exactly What He Told Them to Do
Elon Musk’s fanboys are furious at the billionaire for giving them bad betting advice on Polymarket. Back when there was…
MIT Economist Warns AI Is Poised to Turn Economy Into “Mad Max” Scenario
MIT economist David Autor is warning that AI could create a “Mad Max” scenario, in which the job market becomes…
Bosses Are Using AI to Decide Who to Fire
Though most signs are telling us artificial intelligence isn’t taking anyone’s jobs, employers are still using the tech to justify…
Not Tonight, Honey… I’m Allergic to Your Spunk
Image by Getty / Futurism Allergic reactions to semen are, unfortunately, very real. In an essay for The Conversation, reproductive science…
Tesla Stock Disemboweled After Elon Musk’s Latest Bizarre Stunt
Billionaire Elon Musk is seemingly making good on his threat of creating his own “America Party” political party — and…